Remember when you spent almost $500 on that shiny new Android device? You saved for so long for that proverbial pearl of great price. You put it in the best case you could buy, never downloaded any shady apps, never looked at dirty websites. You did everything you were supposed to, but now your phone is so slooooooooooooooowwwwwwwww that it can’t do what you need it to do.
Pretty frustrating right? You need a new phone, right? Wrong!
Just have the folks at Bendy Computers tweak a few hidden settings to speed things up, at the expense of fancy animations that you can live without.